Here at Rhino we've been working feverishly to bring top shelf TV entertainment. From Comedy to Drama, and everything in between, our only goal is to touch the soul of you, the viewer. So without further ado, we proudly present Rhino's Fall Lineup!
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78 MINUTES
This hard-hitting investigative newsmagazine puts CD manufacturers on the spot whenever they fail to fill their discs with the maximum amount of music.
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WHO WANTS TO OWN A MILLION RECORDS?
As the prize package escalates, so does the difficulty of the questions in this tension-filled quiz show-o-rama!
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THE MEZZO-SOPRANOS
A look into the seamy underworld of classical music, this notorious cable fave lays bare the dirty deeds of a family of opera singers.
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NO SEX IN THE CITY
Four music geeks sit around asking themselves why they never get laid. The answer is obvious in this critically acclaimed cable series.
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FAREWELL, DETROIT
It's been 20 years since John Patterson (Frank Hubble in his finest role since The Devil Came To Fresno) left the grit and monotony of the assembly line to chase his dreams of stardom. Now he's come back confront the ghosts of his past and reunite with Twyla (Margot Abbatoire- One More For The Road), the hometown girl he never forgot. But no one ever said it would be easy, especially John's old gym teacher & mentor "Spark Plug" (J. Hattley Jones in the role that proves his star turn in Laugh Twice For Sorrow was no fluke.) Come home again, for the first time, to Farewell, Detroit.

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HE HATES TAGS!
What happens when you cross the assistant manager of 24 hour supermarket with an unnatural phobia of price tags?!? That's right . . . COMEDY GOLD! Veteran actor Biff McGarrigle (The Mondays, Sit On It) reprises his Broadway role as Stan Hartley, the hapless assistant manager and borderline schizophrenic, who's just looking for love in all the wrong places. He's joined by Vivien Stahl (3 Cheers For Murray) who plays Stan's tough, but fair psychiatrist, Barbara. And like Barbara always says, "You don't have to be crazy to come here, but it helps!"

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HARDWARE STORE
"From the acclaimed creator of The Clink comes the new one-hour drama Hardware Store. Rory Vaughn stars as concert pianist Ned Piper, who returns home to run the family business upon his father's imprisonment. Anne Sylvia is Samantha Novak, Piper's shiftless shift manager who dreams of one day opening her own batting cages in Myrtle Beach. Beset by bad bookkeeping, grim dating options, and troubles with a wingnut vendor, the staff of Piper Hardware must fight to survive."
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